1. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
3. Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
4. Dopeler effect (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
5. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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