Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around the house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
So I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of wodka, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
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